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Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
I’m here to do whatever I want, and you best keep up. Embrace the unpredictable path with this bold tee celebrating the wildcard of the alignment chart. Whether you're scheming in the dark, laughing at the absurd, or just enjoying freedom without attachment—wear your chaos with pride.
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